top, bottom and what to expect 2005/6

while i was sick for quite some time and them my computer broke. but everything is back on track and so i've deceided to make my top of 2005 bottom of 2005 and what to expect for 2006 ( in numerical form). YIPPERS!

TOP 5 FOR 2005

5. bullet in a bible comes out.

4. Kanye West disses Bush.

3. we got our computer.

2. in my province we're so rich we got prosperity checks jause ( yow-za).

1. John Stewert made me laugh. ( sorry for such a crappy number 1.)

BOTTOM 5 OF 2005 LE MERDE DU 2005

5. there hasn't been a coup in America yet.

4. Hungary didn't make it into the world cup. http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/ 06/en

3. 50 cent made a movie.

2. some whack job said America should assasinate Hugo Chavez 1. HURRICANE KATRINA

WHAT TO EXPECT IN 2006

5. Bush gets assasinated ( probaly not sucsessful)
4. world cup -- Croatia wins ( probaly not ... congratulations brazil.)
3. Kanye West makes a movie.
2. they sentence Pinocet to get his balls eated by dogs then his wiener gets made into a memorial wiener and the rest of the bastard is roasted up good and buried in the atacama. similar things happen to milošević and saddam.
1. Canada invades Turkmenistan before U.S. gets a chance to. and we lose.


so there you have it every one remember to stay warm and Bush is in for only 2 or so more years, godspeed or whatever.